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Fuck em. 192 0 obj Then, as the controversy continues to heat up, he moves to his next level of complaint: POLITICIAN:THE WHOLE THING HAS BEEN BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION. "Political correctness is America's newest form of intolerance, and it is especially pernicious because it comes disguised as tolerance. George has been quoted as calling this his favourite HBO special of them all due to its continuous flow-on nature and high standard of writing. Difference. But marital fidelity is a good idea, so I suggest we keep the idea and call this commandment "Thou shalt not be unfaithful." Do you? And so, with all of this in mind, folks, I offer you my revised list of the Two Commandments: THOU SHALT KEEP THY RELIGION TO THYSELF! Theyll get it. That's the problem." "Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." " Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity ." "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." But theres a reason. You know what they're interested in? And term-limits aint going to do you any good. You, and I, are not in the big club. You know, say, boy, he really . 0000002565 00000 n [FINAL NOTE: If you want to dig deeper into Carlins brilliant mind vis--vis comments on politicians and the doublespeak they are prone to use, check out The Consultation Institutes George Carlin on the language of politics. D} 8 &L$` %pPyZnC*ss9Qm^-u~Y]5;D- p?Ds+A$%C"CXU@5M`mO=YK6l[f0xc5j D6C"NMUCDV#[7q&>O!WsDm~ |!=?H^wM $M:w085uk8OaP;,p|Jp@H0 O#NE\f&KXl1DHq0,>b4A !oPfcmxe5)l*1x,g FC[A9u71-tILKA n_B--jxQjB,=oINnh;> R# }bO 7?|`M S(5OdC0#K1EH-Llj[~y' c7ozi=w,PP&e~g$2! *@@Gh!'[G F.r *N-@LoX15XvGA4#Wb_"$,%%8@2% Two reasons I dont vote. Now normally during peace times the politician would refer to people in the military as: POLITICIAN:OUR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN STATIONED AROUND THE WORLD. endobj Londons Heathrow Airport, November 7, 2018. So, that I can continue my work in Government. Updated on May 30, 2018. Most are only interested in self pleasures and bad habits. Add in a bit of effective protest and it might even turn a bit faster.). They don't get any real human contact. Im sure as soon as the election is over your country will improve immediately. @Z(dXSm !4I That doesnt help them. ], Your email address will not be published. ', Illustrator of the Year, British Book Awards - 2018, Tina Fey: 'Only in comedy is an obedient white girl from the suburbs a diversity candidate', Kennedy Center Mark Twain Award - 2010, Sacha Baron Cohen: 'Just think what Goebbels might have done with Facebook', Anti Defamation League Leadership Award - 2019, Greta Thunberg: 'How dare you', UN Climate Action Summit - 2019, Charlie Munger: 'The Psychology of Human Misjudgment', Harvard University - 1995, Lawrence O'Donnell: 'The original sin of this country is that we invaders shot and murdered our way across the land killing every Native American that we could', The Last Word, 'Dakota' - 2016. You wanna know what a friend is? It's our undeniably superior (almost god-like) intelligence that made life difficult for us when we were children. He was also known for his outspoken views on government and politics. 185 0 obj THINGS ARE MOVING FASTER NOW, MISTAKES WERE MADE. Everybodys at the mall scratching his ass, picking his nose, taking out his credit card out of a fannie-pack, and buying a pair of sneakers with lights in them. The Secret News (News ticker sound effect), Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. George Carlin speech at the National Press Club (May 13, 1999) "George Carlin delivered a humorous speech in which he ma Show more Show more George Carlin on Being Arrested for. You know what they want? Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. George Carlin was one of the most well-known and beloved comedians of all time. 0000003516 00000 n It has to be the WHOLE THING. Comedian George Carlin, who died Sunday of heart failure at 71, was known for an act featuring "seven dirty words" that became the focus of a Supreme Court case. You got people walking around bumping into each other, looking down at their phones, tweeting, Instagramming, Facebooking, like they're all little paparazzi. He and his "seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. Copyright 2017 iComedyTV.com. And don't get me started on the selfies. Im sure as soon as the election is over, your country will improve immediately. And the worst part is that social media has become a platform for outrage and self-righteousness. All day long beating you over the head with their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. It's like they're part of some kind of digital echo chamber. But that would be much too direct! As long he included one additional commandment: Genius is the ultimate source of music knowledge, created by scholars like you who share facts and insight about the songs and artists they love. POLITICIAN:SERVING THE NATION. The big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions. Two reasons I dont vote: first of all, its meaningless. They are irrelevant. Press J to jump to the feed. If you vote and you elect dishonest, incompetent people and they get into office and screw everything up, well, you are responsible for what they have done. Quick Guide. [wptabs style=wpui-mre-basic mode=horizontal background=false] That's a friend. This country was bought and sold and paid for a long time ago. Thats against their interests. Everybody says they suck. So Ive made what i hope is a more readable version below, so this classic piece of polemical gold can be shared and understood more widely. 160 Copy quote. What's with all the selfies? George Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." 0000053233 00000 n They're a digital petting zoo. We'll start with the first three, and I'll use the Roman Catholic version because those are the ones I was fed as a little boy. Then you're just what they're looking for. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? You're just trying to impress people you don't even know. 183 21 They want obedient workers. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? Given the nature of our current Administration, I thought it timely to revisit what George said years ago (Back In Town HBO Special, 1996) about American politicians and the American people who elect them. Everyone experiences pain, of course. (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP) GEORGE CARLIN, COMEDIAN: Takes the cake! <>stream Another favorite distortion is Public Service. Now hes on the side of law and order, jiu jitsu really: POLITICIAN:WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS SO WE CAN GET THE FACTS OUT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. But social media is just a symptom of our narcissistic, attention-deficit culture. These are the websites where people go to express themselves, right? They dont want people who are smart enough to sit around a kitchen table and think about how badly theyre getting fucked by a system that threw them overboard 30 fucking years ago. Besides, environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet. You and I are not in the big club. I have my ideas. 0000000016 00000 n [wptabtitle]Friends[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=search id=323794037750513667][/wptabcontent] "I don't believe anything the government tells me." - George Carlin 02. Good honest hard-working people continue, these are people of modest means, continue to elect these rich cock suckers who dont give a fuck about you.they dont give a fuck about you they dont give a FUCK about you. So maybe maybe MAYBE, its not the politicians who suck. It's always the whole thing. It's a psychologically satisfying number: the top ten; the ten most wanted; the ten best-dressed. So let me tell you something. And it's not just that social media is a distraction from real life, it's also a way of creating a false sense of connection. By the way, its the same big club they use to beat you over the head with all day long when they tell you what to believe. "In America, anyone can become president. Some parents deserve respect. They want obedient workers. Thats right. stream GEORGE CARLIN: I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. Where are all the bright, honest, intelligent Americans ready to step in and save the nation and lead the way? Maybe something else sucks around here like: THE PUBLIC. It presents itself as fairness, yet attempts to restrict and control people's language with strict codes and rigid rules. trailer When they're in trouble, their explanations usually begin simply with words like MISS-COMMUNICATION; QUESTION:WHAT DID YOU DO WRONG, SENATOR?POLITICIAN:WELL, IT WAS A MISS-COMMUNICATION. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents( \n h t t p s : / / d i g i t a l c o m m o n s . While breaking down these claims on political correctness, Carlin implements his own set of values. 0000008961 00000 n 0000015335 00000 n We dont have people like that in this country. Carlin is usually spot on. 0000015151 00000 n Thats what the owners count on. Several reasons. This legendary rant is even better when read. The politicians, the celebrities, and the lawyers, and although their level of insincerity is astonishing, it's still kinda fun to hear them talk. I dont always agree with everything he says, but I always listen. George Carlin: I'm in Hollywood, Los Angeles. That's because now he's feeling the heat and so as time passes and more evidence comes in he suddenly changes directions and tells us: POLITICIAN:WERE TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS! 0000003901 00000 n They spend billions of dollars every year lobbying, lobbying, to get what they want. People go on there, they play with the animals, they pet them, they feed them, but they don't get any real interaction. All day long beating you over the head in their media telling you what to believe, what to think and what to buy. We could see through the hypocracy and illogic of our parents and teachers, but because of our age and size we couldn't do anything about it. Your vote is what determines the direction this Great Ship America will turn. Yes, all the words are quite impolite. It goes WAY beyond his famous Seven Words You Cant Say on Television (also classic). I don't words that conceal reality. endobj If you vote, and you elect dishonest, incompetent people, and they get into office and screw everything up, well you are responsible for what they have done, YOU caused the problem, you voted them in, you have no right to complain. Transcribed part of speech begins at 10.33, 13 May 1999, National Press Club, Washington DC, USA. POLITICIAN:WHEN HE RESPONDS TO MY INITIATIVE, I WILL REVIEW HIS RESPONSE, TAKE A POSITION AND MAKE A RECOMMENDATION. But a comedian has the ability to use their anger and intelligence to refocus and reconstruct their pain into entertainment. But hey, I guess it's just part of my glamorous jet-setting lifestyle.'. Here's a transcript of a segment where he talks about it: "Social media, what a crock of shit that is. Garbage ingarbage out. %%EOF Hes right. ', And let's not forget the humblebrags. A friend is someone who will come over and help you move. Carlin was brought up Irish Catholic but grew into an outspoken atheist. (LAUGHS). I recall many years ago, when he was guest-hosting the Tonight show, George Carlin having a somewhat strained political conversation with the comedian Shelley Winters. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street, and you know something? They dont pass through a membrane from another reality. They are us', Address to Parliament following Christchurch massacre - 2019, Dolores Ibrruri: "No Pasarn!, They shall not pass! To learn more, check out our transcription guide or visit our transcribers forum, Comedian George Carlins take on The Ten Commandments. The late George Carlin was a genius with words, a deft dasher of conventional logic, and a master observer (and master-baiter!) But, listen to Georges delivery in the video and it comes across much more as stand-up humor. It's like a highlight reel of their fake lives. (LAUGHS). << /Length 5 0 R /Filter /FlateDecode >> They're worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. You have OWNERS! The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. Full transcript of George Carlin's "Dumb Americans," excerpted from "Life is Worth Losing, his 13th live comedy stand-up special, performed at the Beacon Theatre in New York City for HBO. First of all, I can see the sun, okay? So if you are easily offended dont click the link. According to Carlin, religion is one of humanitys greatest swindles and created nothing but lies, conflict, and suffering. 0000002803 00000 n But I'm sure they will still remove this. He often spoke about his youth in Catholic school and, as a result of his particular schools relatively liberal approach to education, he says, he was given the intellectual freedom to eventually reject the faith. endobj But in war times they quickly become, our brave young fighting men and women stationed half way around the world in places whose name's they(POLITICIANS) can't pronounce, wandering if they will ever see their loved ones again. George Carlin's acerbic wit and profound societal insights were a one time cultural phenomenon. 4 Mar. Here's a transcript of a segment where he talks about it: "Social media, what a crock of shit that is. George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. Such as the PROCESS: POLITICIAN:WE HAVE TO MOVE THE PROCESS FORWARD SO WE CAN IMPLEMENT THE PROVISIONS OF THE INITIATIVE IN ORDER TO MEET THESE CHALLENGES. But the POLITICIANS, god bless them or something like that, they're are at their most entertaining when they're are in trouble. We're all becoming like Goldfish, swimming around in our own little bowls, looking at the world through a curved piece of glass. POLITICIAN:WERE ADDRESSING THE PROBLEM AND WE'LL SOON BE PROCEEDING. If you want to make a difference in the world, if you want to connect with people in a meaningful way, put down the phone, step away from the computer, and go have a real conversation with someone. Search. It would seem to fly in the face of that other rhetorical standby that: POLITICIAN:THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE LOT SMARTER THAN THEY ARE GIVEN CREDIT FOR. Theyll get it all from you sooner or later cause they own this fucking place! And secondly, I dont vote because I believe if you vote you have no right to complain. m o n t c l a i r . George Carlin on why he likes disasters and people under pressure, and why the planet is doin' just fine. Well, not overnight, you cant see the sun at night. Not on some social media platform where everyone's shouting into the void.". And then there's the political posts. Never mind the press conferences get the big knife out of the drawer. It's like they're saying, 'Look at me, look at me! Local elections, special elections, and mid-terms, especially. they're always PROCEEDING or moving forward. Yeah, the public sucks! Theyre not interested in that. Carlin considered conservatives and Republicans the greedy, warmongering class in political ideologies. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features NFL Sunday Ticket Press Copyright . Everybody complains about politicians. And that certain sign that things are closing in: POLITICIAN:WHATEVER HAPPENED TO INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY (LAUGHS). We could see through the hypocracy and illogic of our parents and teachers, but because of our age and size we couldn't do anything about it. POLITICIAN:I ADVISED HIM THAT I HAD MADE A JUDGMENT. [5], Conservatives say if you dont give the rich more money, they will lose their incentive to invest. ,G0p%:::400-: @%L`n((lax@\0eF,q] \ .P+4 d3;P hnN*S fxsH>XDAA#beae:i5rY3h11(31013a_p_&]37CD\&k2N@TD}. Ive read it dozens of times. OR: I WAS QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT. 186 0 obj 0000001596 00000 n 25l`|xs[e>L;}_}S +Fn-RWErk^7=fa,|~'RsiYK@"4W/:iVDrZWV)^:i\9KnwmVYi5v b^mfYN.[ T*gvIc"f=di^fE)SGO https://ad.style/. )'B^E_2yKg&. Theres a reason. It's like, 'Hey, look at me, I'm having a good time. Real connection comes from being present with other people, from having meaningful conversations, from doing things together. POLITICIAN:I'M IN PUBLIC SERVICE, I LIKE AMERICA DON'T YOU? They're not your friends. A person who routinely spends his days torturing the language complains; POLITICIAN:THEY TWISTED MY WORDS. You know, that thing that's supposed to make us more connected and informed, but really just turns us into a bunch of self-obsessed, attention-seeking, validation-craving zombies. Not in the abstract they don't. Every time. From his 1992 (first ever LIVE) HBO TV special "Jammin' in New York", performed in from of 6,500 people at Madison Square Gardens. If you have selfish, ignorant citizensif you have selfish, ignorant citizens, youre gunna get selfish, ignorant leaders. (LAUGHS). And the more noise there is, the harder it is to hear anything worth listening to. Overnight I became a sun-worshipper. endobj Its what our system produces. Theyve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear. . I don't like euphemisms, or euphemistic language. You got people spouting their opinions left and right, like they're some kind of expert on the subject. I just wanna put this behind me and that's an expression we hear a lot these days in all walks of lives. MISTAKES WERE MADE, DON'T LOOK AT ME, PROBABLY SOMEONE IN MY OFFICE. Its what our system produces: Garbage in. THIS IS A RUSH TRANSCRIPT. Everybody complains about politicians. We're so obsessed with ourselves and our own little worlds that we can't even have a real conversation or a meaningful interaction with someone without checking our phones every five minutes. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. document.getElementById( "ak_js_1" ).setAttribute( "value", ( new Date() ).getTime() ); All photographs on this website (unless otherwise indicated) were created by and are the property of Daniel R. Joder and may not be used for any purpose without permission. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. They want your retirement money. <>/MediaBox[0 0 612 792]/Parent 175 0 R/Resources<>/Font<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageC]/XObject<>>>/Rotate 0/StructParents 0/Tabs/S/Type/Page>> George Carlin was known for his insightful and humorous observations on modern society, including his thoughts on social media. Not affiliated with OpenAI. Apparently no one has ever claimed that only a small portion of something (LAUGHS) was blown out of proportion. Now theres one thing you might have noticed i dont complain about: politicians. Maybe two hundred thousand? War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption, and the Ice Capades. Let's get started! They speak of course with great caution, because they must take care not to actually say anything. Maybe something else sucks around here. It covers the most famous 'rant' part of the speech. Schedule . I have a problem with the Ten Commandments. So I have solved this little political dilemma for myself in a very simple way: on election-day, I-STAY-HOME. It's like the Wild West of the internet, but with more trolls. In April 2004, he placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences".The first of Carlin's 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. Transcript. Good honest hard-working people; white collar, blue collar it doesnt matter what color shirt you have on. Retweets do count. So, it may seem like stand-up comedy, but I suspect Carlin is deadly serious. Before his death in June 2008, comedian George Carlin spent 10 years working on a memoir, Last Words, with his longtime friend Tony Hendra. 0 They're your contacts. George Carlin: How you doing? George Carlin Discusses 'Silly Putty and Napalm' Aired June 08, 2001 - 21:00 ET. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. That's always a nice touch, American people. THIS COPY MAY NOT BE IN ITS FINAL FORM AND MAY BE UPDATED. No contest. To avoid redundancy in the comments section, we kindly ask /u/arkreder to respond to this comment with the prompt you used to generate the output in this post, so that others may also try it out. They don't fall out of the sky. It's like a sewer of hate and stupidity. So, next time you're scrolling through your feeds, ask yourself: 'Is this really connecting me with people, or is it just making me more disconnected and isolated?' Carlin considered conservatives and Republicans the greedy, warmongering class in political ideologies. They own all the important land. You have no choice! Whatever happened WellWell he's about to find out! You caused the problem. And American English is loaded with euphemisms. You know, those posts that pretend to be modest, but really they're just a way of showing off. (But First, Answer Me This). Everybody says they suck. However, most of his bile was reserved for conservatives and Republicans. Everyone's taking pictures of themselves, all the time. This wiki was last updated on 11 Apr 2012 by: Today we're opening contributions to all readers. Regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians of all time, he was dubbed "the dean of counterculture comedians". Everyone experiences pain, of course. Nobody cares. He discusses political stance and also societal beliefs on the environment, and the Earth's resilience towards bombardment by pollution. Fuck hope!. A clean place to live. TOUGH DECISIONS like: POLITICIAN (PLANNING):HOW MUCH SOFT MONEY CAN I EXPECT TO COLLECT IN EXCHANGE FOR MY CORE VALUES? Sure, here's a transcript of George Carlin talking about social media: "Social media, huh? Juno3127 10 years ago You couldn't be more wrong. Youre just gunna wind up with a brand new bunch of selfish, ignorant Americans [leaders]. everybody complains about politicians. I do not own this video. Lee did not involve himself formally in politics, but he was a symbol of diversity and the synthesis of "East" and "West." The transcripts I could find always sucked. But here's the thing: social media isn't real life. Marc Allan: Oh, okay, good. endobj George Carlin - Euphemisms I don't like words that hide the truth. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. And there you have it, a transcript of George Carlin's take on social media. Speakola is a labour of love and Id be very grateful if you would share, tweet or like it. Its hard to say if he was a Republican or a Democrat, however, as he refused to vote, considering it pointless because voting, as he said, is the illusion of choice.[4]. They dont want well informed, well educated people capable of critical thinking. And don't even get me started on Twitter. No one has PROBLEMS anymore. Personally, I think we still need to hoist our fannies perpendicular and hike ourselves to the ballet box for all elections. Very relevant for these times of high public paranoia about Global Warming! He was born May 12, 1937, in New York City into an Irish Catholic family, but he rejected the faith. Yeah the public sucks. And we've all bought into it. Thank you. Read it first. You know what they want? Now you can just hide behind a screen and fire off your misspelled, grammatically incorrect rants to thousands of strangers. Something is wrong here. You don't. You have no choice. 0000004120 00000 n (LAUGHS). I know, they say, they say: well if you dont vote you have no right to complain. And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. <> Copyright 2017 iComedyTV.com. George Carlin Interview Transcription: George Carlin: This is George Carlin. The only part I would take with a block of salt is the last in which he explains why he doesnt vote. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shitty jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it, and now theyre coming for your Social Security money. Nobody cares. And they're all looking for that instant gratification of likes and followers, like it's some kind of digital high-five. George Carlin: Dumb Americans. I think I have done that bit', BAFTA acceptance, Leading Actress - 2019, Axel Scheffler: 'The book wasn't called 'No Room on the Broom! Everybody says they suck. Reading the text, it sounds like a reasonably serious essaywell, sort of. And besides, all of these sites, they're just an illusion. I'M SERVING THE NATION. They say, Well, if you dont vote you have no right to complain. But wheres the logic in that? But it's all a facade. Hendra, a writer and comedian, talks with Rebecca . Because the owners, the owners of this country dont want that. 4 0 obj Nobody seems to care! They don't pass through a membrane from "another reality". So my advice is this: put down your phone, go outside, and actually live your life. As I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. People trying to make the world save for their Volvos. Suddenly we're down to four. It's like we're all living in a never-ending episode of MTV Cribs. Sure, here's a sample transcript of George Carlin talking about social media in one of his stand-up routines: "Let's talk about social media for a minute. Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. [wptabtitle]Blog[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][/wptabcontent] 9 minutes; 13,650 views; May 13, 1999 And not that you can help it, I mean the problem is really with the people you cover. Now theres one thing you mighta noticed I dont complain about: politicians. (LAUGHS). endobj xWnF}WDh%&^6F%&T{84e[A0@-3wUr-*l:, XF{HT+T0?LL q8"y1yY0LV"vQ|8:GwPBr,&]Qt7oz5n Clearly he's preparing us for something (LAUGHS). He is mostly non-political except for his involvement with the environmental organization, Greenpeace. The Wealthy the REAL owners! Hi speech lovers,With costs of hosting website and podcast, this labour of love has become a difficult financial proposition in recent times. Two reasons. They're your 'likes'. of American cultural paradoxes. <>/Border[0 0 0]/Contents(digitalcommons@montclair.edu)/Rect[400.0562 72.3516 527.5898 82.8984]/StructParent 7/Subtype/Link/Type/Annot>> We're not rats', Rectorial address, Glasgow University - 1972, For Geoffrey Tozer: 'I have to say we all let him down', by Paul Keating - 2009, for James Baldwin: 'Jimmy. I'm so interesting, I'm so important!'. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and reflections on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. So, I know that a little later on this year youre gunna have another one of those really swell presidential elections that you like so much [Bill Clinton v. Bob Dole]. Pfft! They [Catholic teachers] would fall back on, Well, its a mystery.[2]. Everybody says they suck. Forget the politicians. Likethe public. Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window). 0000002011 00000 n Here it is: Why are there ten? In fact at this point he might even say: POLITICIAN:I'M WILLING TO TRUST IN THE FAIRNESS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. hb```b``na` cc`ahd`phQD"#. -{- f1^u0`cp@&CUoM;v> [wptabtitle]@Shoq[/wptabtitle][wptabcontent][twitter-feed username=shoq mode=feed id=323150247956193281][/wptabcontent] George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, actor, author, and social critic. Because that's where real communication happens, folks. [5] And another one: 'Oh, I'm so exhausted from traveling all over Europe for the third time this year. <>stream Their own habitat. Watching the video and reading the transcript are, interestingly, two different experiences. Unless we think of some way to fight back. I'm getting tired of that shit. POLITICIAN:THERE IS NO EVIDENCE, NO ONE HAS PROVEN ANYTHING EVENTUALLY I'LL BE EXONERATED. I think what we really need more of is ritual suicide, you know. But here's the thing: you don't need social media to be happy. But here's the thing, folks. startxref And the problem is, we're comparing our real lives to other people's highlight reels. The planet has been here four and a half billion years. He was a frequent performer and guest host on The Tonight Show during the three-decade Johnny Carson era, and hosted the first episode of Saturday Night Live in 1975. People just spewing their uninformed opinions and insults at each other. George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and social critic. They want your retirement money. Power, Politics & American Sports [transcript] [VIDEO CLIP] Jesse Owens: To me, politics has no part to play on the field of strife of . Theyll get it.

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