Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". You learn stuff about each other.. Mmmmmmm, he says approvingly and wriggles a little. Come on, that one was obvious, Clint complained. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Now it's my turn.". Ned #captainamerica Peter smirked. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Sorta, Clint says. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I accidentally burned down the building that him and all of the people he 'helped' were in. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? You know Thor loves any and all things that combine alcohol, trading stories, and the ability to learn more about 'Midgardian customs'. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. Danny, Luke, Ava, Nova, Aunt Nat, Mom, Dad, Uncle Clint, Uncle Thor, Uncle Sam, Uncle Rohdey, Uncle Bucky, Uncle Steve, Uncle Bruce, Uncle Loki, Wanda, Vision, Scott, T'challa, Shuri, and Aunt May. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Abe was next. No. Fancy that., What? Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. We've been playing this for an hour and this is my first sex question. Tony points an accusing finger at his colleague. The thing is, Tony says when Clint walks out of his apartment the same night. He ignores the sulking genius and watches Lindsay decide on a red velvet. She knew, obviously. What the HELL?' And nobody wants that shit. Scott questions and I smirk. Lucky for him, in the two minutes it took MJ to return with a bag of the metal things, there had only been a great deal of laughter he had to deal with. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. It's been great, guys.. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. You're no fun, Cap. Thor, Steve and Bruce are already in, Tony adds in a sing-song voice. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. He didn't want to think about it. I m'n yes. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. He'd been grazed when getting out too, but it's nothing big; just nicked in the shoulder by a stray bullet. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. Bi-curious, Peter shrugged, giving Tony a high five when he raised his hand. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. left kudos on this work! Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. So be warned these are different than canon. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. ", "He's not evil, Mr Stark, and he's only two years older than me," Peter pouted again "Can we just move on? i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. No. Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. It's a strangely chaste kiss, for all the verbal bravado, and Clint leans into it. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? The hottest boy in school. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. When they can't sleep. Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Steve asked. "Never ever have I worn a chicken on my head," Aunt Nat says and I take a drink and yet again I'm the only one. he said grinning. Am I correct in that deduction? Vision asked. Oh, c'mon. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' She was very preserved, even when she hung out with Ned and him. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. It's a skill. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. Murmurs of agreement were heard throughout the group as they stood and meandered tipsily to their rooms to sober up. Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! Mmm. Dad questions and the juniorteam laugh. Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. It was not my first time with a shield brother, and I would be honoured to accept any of you as bedmates. He grins widely. So why does she keep freezing up when he touches her? Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. Devi Vishwakumar finally has it all. I absolutely recommend reading this one. Peter put his sleeve down again. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. Fun thought. Did we have make-up sex?. Never have I ever repurposed a common household item into a sex toy, then needed medical assistance because I had a foreign object stuck inside me, Tony cried. Ask Pepper. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. The Avengers #fieldtrip All donations are used to provide the service; no profits are made by the site owners, "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. We should get on that, then. Thor Odinson Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction All of the original Avengers and Loki are holed up with no electricity, and get very bored. He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Work Search: Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. Just like she knew they were still dating. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. But then, the Peter Parker part of him, the ever so honest part, didn't really want to lie. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. #spiderman Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Of course I am, just gimme, he whines and tugs at Clint's sleeve. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. Sometimes randomly, even. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. He laughs, and gives Peter a devilish grin. Everyone was either leaning back into their chair or into the people next to them. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. "You knew?" #infinity Are you hammered, Stark?. So why are you asking us to date, then?, Tony deflates a little, caught between looking sulky and dejected. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. +. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. I say putting my hands in the air defensive. "When did it happen?". Tony's eyes go fond. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. 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"Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. Said Sam. They always did one dumb ass thing for his birthday each year. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. MJ, these are the guys." With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. (Blame his spider-side). Avengers: Age of Ultron: completed One shot with our favorite trickster will usually revolve around an OC. He's too tired and strung out for anything acrobatic, but he still finds his way to Tony's room. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. And don't use the classified information clause to chicken out when the questions start to get interesting. Tony glares at each and every one in turn, except for Thor, because TMI has always been a bigger problem than the opposite when it comes to him. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? Avenger's imagines and preferences! Morning.. #spideychelle Clint actually has respect for that manipulation strategy although that doesn't mean he approves of it being used on him. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Hah. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." She'll kick his ass on the next training, but that's cool. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. 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The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. Yeah, Tony sighs out and nips lightly at Clint's lips. Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. Other than someone on the team.. It's creepy. A sex ally! He squirms happily where he sits and knocks his elbow against Clint's in what's probably supposed to be a companionable gesture. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. I did? Then you get to be the one to tell everyone why we're not fucking each other.. Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. MJ It becomes a semi-regular thing. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! "I'll explain later" Peter said. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. Here's nice. Tony brightens considerably at that. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. But fine, okay if your taking a drink could lead to the universe spontaneously imploding, don't do it. He's lying with his head in Tony's lap, and Tony plays with his hair while he watches a re-re-re-run of Beverly Hills 90210. Should we proceed? Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. #hulk Clint Barton/ Hawkeye #nickfury I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. Wait.. Right! So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. It was Peter's 21st birthday. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. "Never have I ever shot a gun," Scott says and everyone but Aunt May and he takes a drink. Other people who are not Clint, obviously. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. as well as Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. T'challa questions and we all shift around. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. It's my bed. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. ', But he did anyway. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Damn. Of course Spider-Man is a klutz, Sam rolled his eyes good-naturedly. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. He lets it go. Don't ask.. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Do you mind if I you don't have to answer if this makes you uncomfortable. He waits until Steve's looking at him. Tony and Clint share a look. Tell me; when exactly did I become the reasonable grown-up of the two of us? "Because we're like siblings and always want to remember that," Ava says and we drop our shirts back down. That's all I have to say, so goodbye, until next time, and thank you all (again)! avengers fanfiction peter intern meets team cap. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. When they want to. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. Yeah, okay, no. Proceed at the risk of your sanity. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. Although I, you know. Parker, you're in charge. And that's how I started my journey to become to almighty me!" After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Come oooon, he says now, and waggles his eyebrows in a seductive way that is about as sexy as the thought of Fury wearing a banana hammock. C'mon, it'll be a blast. He rocks back and forth on the balls of his feet, looking more like an expectant child than a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. Are you, like are you?. Guardians: What if Harry Potter had a big sister? and other people I can't remember right now. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. Why wouldn't you?, I don't know, Clint says and leans forward until their foreheads touch. One beat. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. He starts making Tony coffee in the mornings, when he's up earlier; Tony will shuffle in, usually a couple of minutes later, and inhale the caffeinated drink faster than can be any kind of healthy. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (245), Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Devi Vishwakumar (184), Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Devi Vishwakumar (54), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong (28), Devi Vishwakumar & Nalini Vishwakumar (18), Fabiola Torres & Devi Vishwakumar & Eleanor Wong, Indian moms are overprotective towards sons, Paxton Hall-Yoshida & Rebecca Hall-Yoshida, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Ben Gross & Devi Vishwakumar & Original Character(s), "Nothing shakespeare couldn't turn into a really good play", fabiola and aneesa are together and in love because I say so, this is also lowkey a trent and eleanor fic because I love them, ben and devi are stubborn idiots and we love them, this is only ging to be sort of faithful to the play cause i do what i want, Picture Perfect Shiny Family (Holiday Peppermint Candy), this fic has 3 chapters but spans many years, howard will be in chapter 3 a LOT so im hyped about that, note: Devi only appears over text messages, Welcome to New York (It's Been Waiting for You), written for author's self-satisfaction and mental health, Everyone is awesome but I still ship Ben & Devi I'm sorry, Make the Friendship Bracelets (Take the Moment and Taste It), and i thought huh.
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